var quotes=new Array()

//change the quotes if desired. Add/ delete additional quotes as desired.

quotes[0]='No Animal Testing'

quotes[1]='Go Ahead, Take the Pill'

quotes[2]='The Doctor Is In'

quotes[3]='100% Lactose Free'

quotes[4]='Not To be Inhaled'

quotes[5]='Accepted Around the World'

quotes[6]='Complies With ROHS'

quotes[7]='Competition? Fuggedaboutit!'

quotes[8]='Topical Application Only'

quotes[9]='Zero Calories'

quotes[10]='Lead-Free Formula'

quotes[11]='Recommended For Daily Use'

quotes[12]='Your Father Did Not Have It'

quotes[13]='Recommended For Daily Use'

quotes[14]='Environmentally Friendly'

quotes[15]='Nitro Speed Booster'

quotes[16]='In Case of FireWire, Activate'

quotes[17]='Rugged, Reliable'

quotes[18]='Will Not Stain the Carpet'

quotes[19]='UV-Safe'

quotes[20]='Pet-Friendly'

quotes[21]='Country AND Western'

quotes[22]='May Cause Enjoyment'

quotes[23]='Not a Mousetrap'

quotes[24]='The Vehicle of Speed'

quotes[25]='We Told You So'

quotes[26]='Just Like They Do It On TV'

quotes[27]='Driver, Not Drivel'

quotes[28]='Got Drive (r)?'

quotes[29]='Will Not Rust'

quotes[30]='Zero Carbs'

quotes[31]='Health Food For Your Computer'

quotes[32]='Wholesome Goodness'

quotes[33]='Non-Fattening'

quotes[34]='In Da House'

quotes[35]='A Perfect Birthday Present'

quotes[36]='Live Dangerous, Speak Literate'



var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length))
document.write(quotes[whichquote])