Runaway Sinewave Caught

On Thursday, CEntrance announced that a runaway sinewave has been caught. Upon capture, the waveform was reported to be distorted and all twisted up. A crew of technicians thoroughly cleaned the sinewave before returning it to the lab from where it escaped.

"I've seen many sinewaves in my day, both clean and distorted, but this one managed to defy the laws of physics. Truly bizarre", noted Michael Goodman, Managing Director of CEntrance.

The eventual capture followed a lengthy search and rescue mission that kept the staff puzzled as to the origins of the sinewave. Engineers were able to trace it back to a generator that was accidentally left on overnight. The sinewave left clean and apparently distorted on its own. No other damage has been reported.

CEntrance designs professional audio and consumer electronics products used in consumers' homes, radio stations, studios and any place where music is made or heard. By paying special attention to product definition, user interface and design, CEntrance develops products that customers love. The company is headquartered in Chicago with offices in Mountain View and Madison.